I made up this graphic in July 2016, using an actual April quote (from a pro-HB2 rally at the Legislative Building) from Senator Newton, who is running for NC Attorney General against Josh Stein.

May 2016: I tried to make my high school English teachers proud, by referencing the Greek myth of Cerberus, the guardian of the Underworld, aka The Hound of Hades, while making fun of Buck Newton, Phil Berger, and Gov. McCrory.